May 2013
starksexual:
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
congratuladrian:
hello please do this: drink a big glass of water and think about how important you are to the people in your life and then think about how in the years to come, you will meet many more people and you will become important to many more people. try to feel warm. then go to sleep. good night
Mom: Can I see your tumblr?
Me: WHAT TUMBLR?! *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*
the-barricade-girl:
oh sweet jesus
oh sour jesus
oh BBQ jesus
oh cool ranch jesus
oh doritos locos tacos jesus
fuckoff-mondays:
When you listen to a song you used to listen to ages ago and you get that weird as fuck spine chilling feeling as you remember how your life was at that point in time
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
sticks and stones may break my bones but words are even worse holy shit please dont say mean things to me
circletines:
when a teacher calls on you thinking you dont know the answer but you get it right
I'm the best at pretending I'm happy.
I’ll even say it straight to your face but it’s never going to be true.
It really is unfortunate.
3 tags
Daily reminder: you need calories simply to continue to function and exist.
Losing weight: you need to eat.
Maintaining weight: you need to eat.
Didn't work out: you need to eat.
Ate a lot yesterday: you need to eat.
Happy: you need to eat.
Sad: you need to eat.
Everyone: needs to eat, every day.
